Frequently Asked Questions

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The Pink Toys is a band that evolved from drab, gray reality into colorful, ageless, two-dimensional form. Their current line-up consists of: Nyx (klute, windpipe), Moody (axophone), Aura (harmonichord, windpipe), and Buggs (electric buckets, squeakers, handskins). 

The group's music is engineered by the Abramowitz Twins utilizing their patented "wall of nerds" production technique.

Because The Pink Toys only meet in virtual reality, the term "live" doesn't really apply, although individual members sometimes perform on sidewalks, at open mics, and in the most obscure corners of YouTube and  Planet Claire.

Take a  t-shirt, hat, sticker, or large automobile and paint "THE PINK TOYS" on it in dribbly pink letters and you're in.

Good luck with that. Contact the group's manager, Eureka Wong, via the  website or by email at thepinktoysmusic AT gmail, then prepare for a list of unreasonable demands for green room buffets, self-driving stretch limos, and exotic inks.